June 27, 2012 News Report

Ronaldo during Spain-Portugal Euro 2012 semifinal. Spain won on penalties.
Courtesy of http://www.goal.com/en/news/2898/euro-2012/2012/06/27/3205257/ronaldo-i-was-going-to-take-the-next-penalty?source=breakingnews

Portugal are out once more;
Spain keep marching as before;
Yet again Prince Cristiano
Will not get the Ballon d'Or*
*European Footballer of the Year award


A grown man trips

A 13-year-old child;

An adult coach hurts

A 13-year-old player;

No wonder this player grows up

And turns wild--

Thinking he has to be a hockey slayer.

Canada’s bird population rate falling
Is it because pollution’s appaling?
Or are hearts and minds so full of fear—
It’s easier for poor souls to be crawling?


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June 26, 2012 News Report

Infographic courtesy of http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2012/06/26/elliot-lake-mall-collapse-rescue.html 

Drama continues at Elliot Lake—
People are still trapped under debris.
Nobody knows how much more time it’ll take;
Let’s hope all trapped there

will soon be free.

Canadian Tire to open its driving school!
Sign up for classes!
Learn many a driving rule!
Whatever your dream car is—

Lada or Hummer—

Classes begin later this summer.


Beloved Big Ben is no longer a boy;
He is called Elizabeth now; oh, what joy!
But why mess with what people love?

This is strange.

Has Big Ben just had somewhat of a sex change?


J. Sakic, P. Bure, A. Oates, M.Sundin:
The Hall of Fame wise men are calling you in!
All four got more points
Than some of the teams!
Those years were years of magic, it seems.

June 22, 2012

Angela Merkel celebrating at the Germany-Greece match today.
Photo courtesy of
http://www.businessinsider.com/merkel-greece-germany-game-2012-6

Evening's here. I'll make it short.
Here is your Friday report.


Greeks could never win the Euro,
Since Frau Merkel runs their bureau.


T.O. gays are not impressed;
Mayor Ford will skip their fest.


Make some money on the side--
Take abuse on your bus ride!


Letterman picking on Bieber
Pissed off many a Belieber.


House prices in Toronto
Make us homeless mucho pronto!


More to come on Tuesday night.
Thanks for reading and sleep tight!


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It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Anders Behring Breivik
Photo courtesy of
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/06/21/anders-behring-breivik-grins-as-norway-prosecutors-ask-for-him-to-be-declared-insane/

Evening's here. I'll make it short.
Here is your Thursday report.


Prosecutors: Breivik's mad;
Shouldn't be jailed -- treated instead!


Feds in Canada act sane--
Mortgage rates under tight rein.


Baldwin is a little ill--
Taking off his pants at will?


Gift of 15 million pounds?
Normal for a prince, it sounds.


This scares crap out of me --
Homolka is a mom of three!


More to come tomorrow night.
Thanks for reading and sleep tight!
(if you can)


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June 20, 2012

Didier Drogba. Photo courtesy of
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18152689

Evening's here. I'll make it short. 

Here is your Wednesday report.

Didier Drogba says goodbye--

He'll be playing in Shanghai.

Depp and Paradis split up;

Captain Sparrow's sail is up.

Heat wave hits Ontario;

Quebec, the same scenario.

Greeks elect new government.

Coalition parliament?

Bill Gates fans may jump and cheer--

Windows 8 is almost here.

RIM's stock falling to the floor--

Employees are shown the door!

Drinking while carrying a baby?

Study shows that it's a "maybe." 

More to come tomorrow night.

Thanks for reading and sleep tight!

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